What my Mom said -vs- What she meant …

My Mom said, “Take a picture of this and put it on Spacebook.” … she meant Facebook

My Mom said, “I had a good time, I watched them play Corn Dog.” … she meant Corn Hole

My Mom said, “The Dr. said I have cirrhosis.” … she meant stenosis

My Mom said, “I took a ride in a convertible VFW.” … she meant BMW